Uber - Pistol Whipped - Thursday March 11th -  DJ’s  playing everything from Florence And The Machine & Major Lazer to some whacked out Phil Collins, ok - they made the Phil Collins part up.

Promoter Roxy says….”Have I not yet mentioned bitches in lingerie? Uhm, put that Best and Less catalog down you creep, I’m talking about a Turpentine Fashion Parade featuring four Fashion Designers, one of whom, happens to Design…yep…lingerie, a little too racy for the Best + Less catalog’s - think - Veronica’s Secret meets Naughty But Nice plus more fashion from local up and coming designers…
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE: every jerk likes having their photo taken, it’s not a good night unless you get your picture on the internet right? Enter Tuscany Gray, a talented photographer with the eye [read:fish eye lens] to make even the ugliest creep look like the indiest kid out. Not to mention, she’s hot to boot. Her pics will be plastered on the walls over the course of the evening………. 
I’m not allowed to say drinks specials, so I won’t, but I wouldn’t be saying that if there weren’t right? What? Huh? I’m not advertising shittt.”

See you there sans catalog, creeps. ♥